I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
It may be that those who do most, dream most.
I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.