Stephen Colbert
I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.
We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well known liberal bias.
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday -- no matter what happened Tuesday.
Equations are the devil's sentences.
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.