Stanislaw J. Lec

In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.

There are grammatical errors even in his silence.

The first condition of immortality is death.

Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.

All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.

People find life entirely too time-consuming.

What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing, and for whom you care as little

Science when well-digested is nothing but good sense and reason.

You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.