A Hospital is no place to be sick.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Let's have some new cliches.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
I don't want any "yes-men" around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
I read part of it all the way through.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.