The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, ``Sorry, we're open.''
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.
I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.