Robin Williams
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you make too much money.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
See the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.