When I'm good, I'm very, very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
I was Snow White, but I drifted.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
To err is human, but is feels divine.
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.I've always found time to teach them.
When I'm good I'm great, when I'm bad I'm excellent.
It is better to looked over than overlooked.