Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.