John Barrymore
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.