Jerry Seinfeld
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!