Trying is the first step towards failure.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
I'm just trying to get in, it's not like I'm running for Jesus.
Alchohol, the cause of and the solution to all the world's problems.
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the weasels.
I didn't lie--I was writing fiction in my mouth.