Funny is an attitude.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
The devil made me do it.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
What you see is what you get.
It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway.
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?