Elayne Boosler
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Man invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.