The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.