Resistance is useless.
Good place to put things--cellars.
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.
What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.
The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots.