Charles M. Schulz
Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
I love people, it's mankind I can't stand.