Carol Burnett
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go.
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it' s always 'a big breakthrough' or a 'radical departure.' Why is it no one ever says that if a straight actor does comedy? Are they presuming comedy is easier?
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.