If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.