Adrienne E. Gusoff

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

Living in a vacuum sucks.

Living hell is the best revenge.

Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.

Girls just want to have funds.

The world is round; it has no point.

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.